Sam, the Blasphemous. The anti-hero. The nihilist.
It's all in your head love.
Diet? Nigga the only diet I’m on is a seaweed diet. I see weed, I gotta have it.
Anonymous said: My gosh. You sure are cute
Thanks!! I’m a try hard. :3
identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools
*starts homework at 11pm on sunday*
Fuck I have homework
you see what i mean
Fuck I cant remember if I had homework or not
this post comes back every sunday and it’s relevant every time